Step 2: Leave it sitting in front of your entry way door once it is done being played with. You get extra points if its also next to an air vent or fan so that it floats around randomly.
Step 3: Forget about it for the night and go to bed.
Step 4: Wake up in the middle of the night to go take care of your hungry 6 month old. Pass by the front doorway and see this waving at you in the corner of your eye:
Ummm, yeah. . .
Pretty sure I shaved a few years off my life with that one!